Bloorp.

I BRING YOU LOVE.

Alternate title: R.I.P. Hemmy’s balls

Not that this would ever happen, but if someone were to ask me in an accusatory tone, “Why haven’t you posted anything for so long? Did you get a dog or something?!”

I could then very truthfully respond, “As a matter of fact, yes. Yes, I did get a dog.”

I present to you my three-month-old Westie puppy, Hemingway, a.k.a. Hemmy.

I’ve always, always wanted a dog and there are days when Hemmy is curled up in my lap, his fuzzy head drooped over my knee and I can’t believe this cute little guy is all mine.

I’ll try not to make all my posts about him. I don’t want to be That Person. But if Hemmy does end up being the subject of many future posts…can you blame me?

You know what’s cute?

When the neighbourhood husky peeks over his owner’s fence with a stubby paw on either side of his head and stares at all the passersby with an innocent curiosity that really, really makes me want to snatch him up and take him home with me when no one’s watching.

That’s what’s cute.

thedailywhat:

Cute Animals Being Cute of the Day: Cutest wittle panda has the cutest wittle predicament after climbing the cutest wittle tree.

[ratsoff.]

Uh, I’m just going to come out and say that this video gave me a major cutegasm. Excuse me while I watch it over and over…and over…

I just about lost my mind when my buddy Will shared this Nat Geo clip, so much so that I’ve already seen it multiple times and decided that it also needed to be shared right here.

Please note that the orangutan is wearing a life jacket in several of these shots. AN ORANGUTAN-SIZED LIFE JACKET.

If this does cause any form of melting, then you clearly must have sold your soul for a measly $5.

This image is filled with so many of my favourite things, it’s a wonder that it wasn’t created for the sole purpose of making me happy. (via jellybombz)