“When you said ‘Warren Buffett,’ I thought you said, ‘warm butt-fucking.’”
—I won’t reveal who said this during lunch at the Whistler Film Festival, but I will give context, even though it could be just as fun and inappropriate to leave it be as I’ve done in the past. (Or the times I probably went into far too much detail.)
A person at my table commented that the chocolate cake for dessert was quite rich, to which someone else piped up, “Rich like Warren Buffett.”
The man on my left looked up for a moment, gave his head a slight shake and said, “…I totally thought you said something else and you really don’t want me to repeat what I thought it was.”
Of course when someone says that, you do want him to repeat it. So he did. And I thought my hearing was bad…
