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April 2009

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(Don't) throw like a girl

There’s a cute little park across the street from my building and when I leave for work in the morning, I often catch the sights and sounds of school-aged kids making good use of their seemingly endless energy.

One particular weekday, I was dressed a little more formally than usual, sporting a knee-length beige coat, black dress pants and sunglasses to shield my eyes from the early morning sun. As I was passing by the park, a football landed at my feet.

I picked it up and found myself looking right at a group of young boys not much taller than the waist-high fence that separated us. They started moving toward me, hands outstretched, ready for me to hand them the ball.

I glanced at the boy standing the farthest from me and launched the ball into a perfect spiral. It sailed over their heads in a smooth arc, painting dumbfounded expressions on their faces as their wide eyes followed the ball’s path until someone snapped back to reality and snatched it out of the air.

They all turned to stare in my direction, and finally, one of the boys found his voice.  “Hey, miss!” he called after me, but I was already walking away. “Do you play football?!”

I stopped briefly to glance over my shoulder, over the rim of my sunglasses, and smiled.

Actions, as they say, speak louder than words.

Apr 28, 2009
“I can perform an autopsy now. (Pause.) I mean, an amputation. (Another pause.) I mean, I can sign you in.” —My friend Amanda, upon completing year one of her medical office administration certificate.
Apr 19, 2009
Apr 16, 2009
#BIll #guns #Texas
In memory of Bill

I knew before I picked up the call that Bill was gone. I glanced down at the phone in my hands, saw Annie’s name displayed on the screen and knew there was no other reason why she’d call me in the middle of the work day.

I struggled with the decision to answer. The phone continued to ring and I finally picked it up when it alerted me to a new message.

I held back tears as I listened to Annie’s voice, “I just wanted you to know that Dad died this morning.” Part of me was glad I didn’t pick up; I don’t know if I could have been strong enough for her.

Annie was still living with her parents when I first visited Texas in the fall of 2006. When I extended my hand to shake Bill’s, he gave me a huge hug instead and immediately made me feel like I was a member of the family.

My memories of Bill, a.k.a. Dad Lebedhead, and favourite memories of Dallas are one in the same. That first night, Bill discovered to his absolute shock that not only had I never fired a gun, I’d never even touched one. He decided to remedy that immediately.

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Apr 15, 2009
#bill #Texas
Nice job.

A PR dude at Lucasfilm called one of my editors the other day and she laughed when she hung up the phone. “He just ended the call by saying, ‘May the Force be with you.’ I wonder if he’s legally contracted to say that.”

“Ask him!” I urged her.

He sent a follow-up e-mail a few minutes later and in her response, she did just that.

A reply appeared moments later. “No,” he wrote. “I just like having a job where I can say that.”

Apr 10, 2009
#anecdotes #Quotable Quotes
“Okay, seriously. Think of it this way: If there was a police line-up of homeless guys and Frosty was in it, he’d be the hottest one.” —My friend Brandy, in stubborn defense of her original observations about Frosty the hobo
Apr 1, 2009
#Quotable Quotes
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